Yep, this is the big one, folks... the dreaded half-century mark. I've spent more than a few minutes trying to figure out how the heck this happened. I mean, sure, I knew I'd get old eventually. I just didn't know it was going to happen quite so quickly. Somehow the little sands in my hourglass started falling faster and faster and faster and then all of the sudden - POOF! I'm fifty (pronounced "fiddy" to make it sound more hip and less old). I'm still trying to process this whole development and decide just how to deal with it. Part of me wants to go with this:
But mostly, this is how I feel:
Either way, I guess I have no say in the matter. It is what it is, so let's make the best of it!
PARTY! Since I can't afford to fly you all here to celebrate with me, here's the alternative: I'm having a sale. Now, before you think "big deal, a sale...", stick with me for a minute. In honor of my 50th birthday, it seems appropriate to have a 50% off sale on all the
tutorials in my Etsy shop!
Yep, that's
half off any and all of the tutorials listed in my
Etsy Shop, so if there are any you've had your eye on, this is your chance! But this is a
BIG birthday, so I think we need
more sale... How about a discount on top of that? (By the way, you don't need a code for the 50% off tutorials - they are already marked down for you.) I'm thinking we'll do an extra 10% off orders over $30
or 15% off orders over $50 (there's that number again!)
or 20% off orders over $100!!! Here are all the codes from which to choose:
The small print (in regular size print, actually, because we 50-year-olds can't read that itty bitty stuff): code must be entered at checkout to receive the discount, not applicable to previous orders, codes expire at midnight on 3/24/2014.
Now back to the PARTY! What's a party without a gift? I think we should have a giveaway gift, so here it is:
This little guy is about 4.25" from the top of his head to the bottom of the tail (tassel?). I knotted him in nylon bead cord in a light and a dark purple and chartreuse green for some fun. He's got tagua nut beads for eyes and a sweet little rice pearl for a beak. The length of the necklace is 16.5" (not including the owl pendant) and the lobster clasp is sterling silver. Want another look?
Yes, folks, this handy-dandy, super-duper, one of a kind (so far at least), original design from Sherri Stokey of Knot Just Macrame micro macrame owl necklace is going to belong to one of you when this party is finished. And you don't even have to stay and help clean up to win him. Just enter with the widget below and when March 26th rolls around, I'll pick one lucky winner. Good luck!
a Rafflecopter giveaway